Sabtu, 16 Oktober 2010

Mr.Watt and Mr.Knot

This is some kind of english-wrong-spelling joke. I've ever heard this joke before,indeed. I remember my teacher was read this story when i was grade 4 or 5 (Hmmm...it seems like i don't remember?). Thus, i write this on my blog (to be honest,i'm just copy and paste) :

Mr.Watt rang Mr.Knott.

Knott: "Who's calling?" 
Watt: "Watt."
Knott: "What is your name, please?"
Watt: "Watt's my name."
Knott: "That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
Watt: "That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
[Pause]
Watt: "Is this James Brown?"
Knott: "No, this is Knott."
Watt: "Please tell me your name."
Knott: "Will Knott."
Watt: "Why not?"
Knott: "Huh? What do you mean why not?"
Watt: "Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"
Knott: "But I told you my name!"
Watt: "No you didn't you said, "Will not".
Knott: "Not not, Knott, Will Knott!"
Watt: "That's what I mean."
Knott: "So you know my name."
Watt: "Of course not!"
Knott: "Good. So now, what is yours?"
Watt: "Watt. Yours?"
Knott: "Your name!"
Watt: "Watt's my name."
Knott: "How the h*ll do I know? I am asking you!"
Watt: "Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not even told me yours yet."
Knott: "You've been patient? What about me?"
[Pause]
Knott: "I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet."
"Of course not!"
Knott: "See, you even know my name!"
"Of course not!"
Knott: "Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?"
"Because I don't."
[Pause]
Knott: "What is your name?"
Watt: "See, you do know!"
Knott: "Of course not!"
Watt:"Then why do you keep saying, Watt is your name."
Knott: "To find out your name!"
Watt: "But you already know it!"
Knott: "What?"
Watt: "See!"
Knott: "Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what would your answer be?"
Watt: "Watt's my name."
Knott: "No, no, give me only one word."
Watt: "Watt"
Knott: "Your name!"
Watt: "Right!"
[Pause before it hits him]
Knott: "Oh, Wright!"
Watt: "Yeah!"
Knott: "So why didn't you say so before?"
Watt: "I told you so many times!"
Knott: "You never said Wright before"
Watt: "Of course I did."
Knott: "OK I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"
Watt: "I do not."
Knott: Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."
Watt: "I do not!"
Knott: "Good!"
Watt: "Oh, Guud!"
Knott: "Good."
Watt: "No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"
Knott: "No, it's Knott!"
Watt: "Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud."
Knott: "Yes Wright."

Selasa, 12 Oktober 2010

Anak yang hilang asa

Aku adalah anak yang kehilangan asaku
setiap hari diejek
Dimarahi guru....
dan tak ada yang duduk di sebelahku..
Ah,kurindu masa SDku
sekolah bagai penjara bagiku...
TAPI...
AKU TAK BOLEH MENYERAH!!
AKU TAK BOLEH TERUS MELIHAT KE BELAKANG!!!
MOTOKU SAAT SD : AKU BISAA!!!
aKU HARUS BISA MENGHADAPI KERASNYA HIDUP!!!
MERDEKA!!! (lo? apa ya hubungannya?)

Sabtu, 02 Oktober 2010

I present this 2

I present this Bullets for my valentine's "the last fight" song..


I don’t wanna stand beside you
I'm don't wanna try and feel the pain you're going through
Till the death you’ll see this through.

Cold sweats, hallucinations
I wanna scream to show
The hell I'm going through
The addiction's taking you.

Can you see me through bloodshot eyes (bloodshot eyes)
Should I fight for what is right or let it die?
Now I'm choking on force fed lies
Do I fight or let it die?

Chorus
I will fight, one more fight
Don't break down in front of me.
I will fight, when you fight
I am not the enemy.
I will try one last time
Are you listening to me?
I will fight, the last fight
I am not your enemy.

Everyone is sick of caring
No silver lining on the cloud that covers you
Let it pour and soak you through

No hope, just desperation
So sit and wait for death
And pray it takes you soon.
The addiction's taking you.

Can you see me through bloodshot eyes (bloodshot eyes)
Should I fight for what is right or let it die?
Now I'm choking on force fed lies
Do I fight or let it die?

Chorus
I will fight, one more fight
Don't break down in front of me.
I will fight, when you fight
I am not the enemy.
I will try one last time
Are you listening to me?
I will fight, the last fight
I am not your enemy.

*Guitar solo*

Can you see me through bloodshot eyes (through bloodshot eyes)
Should I fight another night or let it die?
Now I'm choking on every lie.
Do I fight or let it die?

Chorus
I will fight, one more fight
Don't break down in front of me.
I will fight, when you fight
I am not the enemy.
I will try one last time
Are you listening to me?
I will fight, the last fight
I am not your enemy.

I am not your, not your enemy!
I am not your enemy!



Maybe you still asking why i write this lyrics,huh?
Yeah this song is for my sister.
My sister and i often fighting just because a little thing.
So please! don't angry with me!
I won't fight! i'm not your enemy!!!